Back-Door Candy

The illegal practice of sneaking candy in to a movie theater through the back door.

Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.

Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.

Friend 1: Sweet!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

Back spunk

When a man cums inside a woman's rectal passage and she then farts the spunk back out onto the man

My girlfriend had bad flatulence the other day...after I butt fucked her she back spunked me

by S3xxyTeets January 4, 2019

Back Boner

When your spine gets stuff and hurts

Man I ran so hard today I got a Back boner
Well there’s no lube to ease that Back Boner

by Fudgedragon2005 January 15, 2019

BACK DOOR SUSHI

It's the name of a sushi restraunt ...you sick perverts

I am in the mood for some back door sushi!

by Ann M Neesia July 18, 2019

Back Door Fuck

A coward who will surprise attack you from behind and fuck you in the ass, literally and figuratively because they’re too scared to face you upfront.

My boss is such a BACK DOOR FUCK! He keeps telling me one thing and then does the exact opposite. Then “I” end up getting fucked!

by NOTpopo September 6, 2019

back to chicago

(1) To flee a bad situation, usually returning to where you are from.

(2) To return to your station at work

Background: Derives from ttrpg gameplay.

“I’ve never seen a barfight this bad, makes me wanna move right back to Chicago. Im not from Chicago, it’s just an expression.”

“That breakup was so bad he went right back to Chicago”.

“Thanks for meeting me for coffee to brief me on these files, Im gonna get back to Chicago and write up a report.”

by Keplar69 October 21, 2019

back hole of a heart

The backhole of a heart is a large, valveless vein (aka the superior vena cava or SVC) that conveys deoxygenated blood from the upper half of the body and returns it to the right atrium. The SVC may experience a breakphase where the heart quiets down in order to expell any excess waste. This waste makes the back hole very slippery, thus making it perfect for heartanal.

"I feel like the back hole of my heart was about to burst last night... he was just so big..."

"..um, what is the back hole of a heart?"

"oh you poor thing.. you've been missing out! I can ask my friend, he'll show you. ehehe."
"uhh alright i guess?"

by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019