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Big Rack Attack

Condition

Common symptoms: sweaty palms, shortness of breath, and a raging hard-on that just won’t quit.

Onset: A pair of huge tits with perky nipples poking through a skin-tight shirt
Guy 1: Oh man, when i went in the club i got all the symptoms, the BRA really hit me!

Guy 2: No way man, that club was basically empty.

Guy 1: No, it was the barmaid who was serving in the corner!

Guy 2: Oh damn, I didn't get to see her. I know Big Rack Attack really affects you, i guess it's lucky you get it too often.
by Megan Fox....sure why not? January 16, 2010
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Sack Attack

The act of pulling just your balls out of your zipper, then while a chick is sleeping, shoving them in her mouth
Stupid whore wouldn't let me give her the shocker so i gave her the sack attack that night
by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005
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counter attack

To take advantage of your partner on the smooth surface in your kitchen. To sneak up behind and enjoy copulation with a friend (or lover) while preparing a meal.

Best surfaces for counter attacks: concrete, granite or any hard stone.
He was a specialist in counter attacks, especially enjoying sex during meal preparation.

"Darling, I find your apron an uncontrolable aphrodisiac. Please, give in to my counter attack before I spooge all over myself."
by Lord Mc Flanders December 10, 2006
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strap attack

When one or several strap on dildos are used to totally destroy an ass, pussy or both. This can include one person or many recipients of a dildo orgy.
"Yeah girlfriend me and Tonya really went to town on that ass. An all out strap attack. That bitch must have popped a multi orgasm cherry we beat that ass up so bad."
by droppinin August 8, 2008
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Chocolate Attack

1) A chocolate attack is when one pelts another person with multiple peices of chocolate. Simply hitting another with chocolate can be considered a chocolate attack when they are hit numerous times with the chocolate, or chocolates.

2) When someone eats so much chocolate they become sick of it, and the very thought of eating any more chocolate is sickening.
"I'm having a chocolate attack! Get that chocolate away from me!"

"After school we're gonna show timmy our chocolate attack."
by V021M January 28, 2017
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acorn attack

the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.
Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Shack Attack

When you get explosive diarrhea from eating at the shacks at Ross Univeristy.
Jess: I can't go out tonight, i'm having a shack attack.

Rob: Happens to everyone, next time just buy a banana haha.
by Rob c January 17, 2009
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