Kiss a girl year

You get to kiss a girl from Jan 1-Dec 30.
Any girl you want from your crush,to mom,to your best friend. ANYONE.Kiss away!

Samantha:I want to kiss you but I'm a girl

Miranda:Go ahead,no complaints
Samantha:really!!!
Miranda:Yea! its kiss a girl year
Samantha:Awesome

by TeammFlash October 20, 2019

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1000 Years Of Death

Where a male or female strips their victim and shoves their fingers up their ass at full speed causing the victim to fly 10ft in the air

“I love the 1000 years of death, it’s my favorite part of foreplay” -Chalier

by Mysterion123 November 20, 2020

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year 1 cv

The year 2020 beginning March 11, the day the corona virus pandemic became a worldwide issue

Today is Wednesday, November 11, year 1 cv.

by scar1rave1 January 24, 2021

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Year 7's

Infectious little beings may cause sevenitis.
Travel in packs; generally swear at older years probably not loved.
Think there hard and take all the food from the canteen.

The Year 7's were walking around like chavs

by BrutallyHonestHehe May 15, 2021

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Drunk & hungover, at daylite you realise you stayed up too late Your toungue tastes like rats walked on it. Even if you have a job, you've got 1 day to get some rest before your next holiday off - Memorial Day. Your friends text/ring your cell but it clangs like last nights pots & pans. You absolutely do not want runny eggs for breakfast with this stranger you slept with, whose name you can't remember, who snuggles up to your sticky body. You wince at all the promises of love forever you made just to have sex. Here's your resolution - you resolve to slip out of bed as quietly as you can so you can get out the door and puke. You'll stop drinking/drugging one day, but that day's not today, is it?

New Year's Day, hangover, alcoholism, resolution, guilt

by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012

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Happy Nude Year

1) The worse way to say "happy new year" in all slangdom.

2) A way to say happy new year which suggests that one has a sex problem.

3) A way to suggest that you are smart because you thought of saying "happy nude year" instead and one that hints, in unexpected ways, that you are a porn addict with a serious interpersonal dilemna.

I said "happy nude year" and people stopped and wondered exactly what I was trying to say.

by Legatus 1T-TA1 January 6, 2008

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