Westfield

though located in New Jersey, this seemingly affluent town boasts its suburbian relation to NYC. the children of this town are enveloped in the drive to success that severely plagues this town, therefore increasing the alloted number of assholes per square mile to well beyond the national average. the past superiority of this town's sports program is the crutch on which we stand on, and this idea of furthering old reputations is the axis by which this crap vortex spins.

MOM 1: So I just signed up Tommy for SAT classes
MOM 2: Well gosh Luanne, you're cutting it kind of close there.

-Tommy is three.

Westfield by Dr. Petix July 6, 2005

Wesley Crusher 

Perhaps the female nerd's first and only character crush.

If you ever tell anyone I had a crush on Wesley Crusher I'll kill you after torturing you with needles.

Wesley Crusher by A hot Christina March 28, 2009

Kanye West

Someone who thinks he/she is better than everyone else, but actually isn't.

Matt-Dude, you're late.

James-Am I? Well, you should be honored by mah lateness!

Matt-Ugh, you're such a Kanye West.

Kanye West by Mattx000000r May 17, 2008

westerlund 

The term for a pilot who flew in an elite attack squadron of hot air ballons during the Korean War. These brave young men were completely annihilated during the first week of the war by faster, better equipped enemy airplanes. The Westerlund program was cancelled days later.

(must be said with Asian accent). "AHHHHHHHHH! WESTERLUNDS!"

westerlund by Dom Dellouise December 7, 2006

westlands 

A shit-ass part of a shit-ass town. Full of pikeys and people with low income/the dreaded Greenstorm Gang and now officially named the "poorest place in all of Britain."

Person 1: Let's go upto the Westlands for a laugh!
Person 2: What?! Are you serious?!
Person 1: No, I don't feel like dying tonight.

westlands by dinoroar January 5, 2009

Wesscoast 

Another word for goodbye, see you later, peace, take care.
Wesscoast

Or for short. West.

Alright Ill call you tomorrow... Wesscoast.

Wesscoast by Adam Sevani November 2, 2008

Westport Island 

1. Island in south-east Maine really dang close to the border. Wicked scenery, ten miles long, one mile wide, solitary gas station with fraggin' expensive coffee filters if you run out on Christmas Day. That and a firehouse. Not much else, really.

That last town we went through was so small it coulda been Westport Island.

Westport Island by Mainer in Exile January 12, 2009