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waffle

Are you kidding me? You don't know what a waffle is? It's not some slang, it's a fucking waffle. You're still reading this aren't you? You dumb fuck, it's a waffle. That's all.
"I'm hungry, I sure could go for a waffle."
by Nathan the Great April 15, 2006
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Waffled

For a male to totally and utterly dominate a female during a sexual act.
To sexually dominate a female in the briefiest amount of time between meeting and the act of sex.

To make it qualify as "Waffled" she must be a female who hasn't done any of the below acts with a guy whom she was romantically involved with, especially if they were together for a long time.
When a man has sex with a girl on the first night and does every despicable thing to her sexually that her ex hasn't done.

Dominating features are - facial ejaculation, anal penetration, tea bagging, abusive verbal profanity, having her repeat self humiliating statements such as, "I'm your slut! I'm your dirty little SLUT!" etc.

"What happened with that girl last night?"
"Son, I took it back to the crib and Waffled it!"
"Nah...."
"Yea, had her doing all types of nasty shit!"
"LOL! What! - I can't beleive you hit!"
"Hey, I brought it out of her. What can I say?"

In other instances the term "IHopped" can be used in its place - as a pun in reference to the fact that IHop makes Waffles.
by Williepete January 12, 2008
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by Anonymous October 29, 2003
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Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.
by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009
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waffelriffic

to be just as cool as a waffel
man she was like so waffelriffic today
by alex July 25, 2003
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Waffle Time

Something that either tastes good, is good, or is awesome.
Those crepes we had yesterday were so waffle time.
by AsianGhetto March 27, 2010
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Waffer

A Faggot on level that is so high, that is shameful.
Me: Fark man, why the hell did Sajjad do that?
Friend: I reckon, friggin' waffer.
by c3vzn October 6, 2011
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