tongue skiing

Performing cunnilingus, generally during the winter months

Baby, it's cold outside...show me that meat mountain so I can go tongue skiing.

by Wally Milk Toast Pipp September 29, 2017

Woodpecker Tongue Brain

When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.

"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"

by kikilele November 27, 2021

Cum Tongue

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex

I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.

by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021

tomb tongue

Tongue feels as dry as a mummy.

I need to soak my tomb tongue in a gelatinous mix for an hour.

by mcdede March 5, 2014

Vikings Tongue

A sore tongue with reduced taste.

I licked too low during cunnilingus now I have vikings tongue bro.

by TannieCharmaine April 26, 2017

Tongue

I HATE MY TONGUE SO MUCH I CAN FEEL IT INSIDE MY MOUTH AND I HATE IT SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHASODKJASALKSJSDSIOFDJSPAKBFSDBFASDBFDSFJBD;KJDASFDAIFUBEFJDAOIG

person 1: why tf are you crying-

person 2: I have a tongue :((((
person 1: damn bro im sorry

by TONGUE LAD January 9, 2023

tongue dance

The art of moving your tongue continuously across the vagina in a dancing fashion.

Instead of tango lessons, we decided to take up tongue dance lessons

by Stinch trench April 22, 2014