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wolf tongue 

She seems like a girl that would have a wolf tongue
wolf tongue by Blubber blabber January 29, 2015

International Tongue Twister 

When you take too many shots in a foreign bar and break away from your friends to make out with a foreigner. Upon returning to your friends, you transfer some of that foreign saliva to a fellow American.
Evan: "Is that Nicole and Josh sucking face in the corner booth?!"
Mike: "Yeah brah, but rumor has it she just pulled an international tongue twister on him"
Evan: "Sick!"

tippy-tongue 

Serious foreplay, getting the "prude in the mood". Aka getting the bitch in the mood. Always a yes getter
"Just the tippy-tongue" .... I swear

frosty tongue 

When a guy sucks on an ice cube and then eats a girl out
Man that guy just gave me the best frosty tongue ever!

SIMON TONGUE 

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

smack tongue 

Something that your girlfriend or wife says not to do when you go out and she's not with you.
Man: I'm going out with my friends tonight, want to come?
Girl: No, I'm tired. Just don't smack tongue tonight.
smack tongue by Chriscu November 30, 2015