The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.
Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.
by The Texian September 5, 2018
Get the The Blind Gummiesmug. by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024
Get the Russian winter/Serbian Blindnessmug. by mwanthony January 13, 2018
Get the blind slutmug. "My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022
Get the Blind Datemug. AKA: Nostalgia-Induced Stupidity
When someone is nostalgic for something that was absolute trash and refuses to acknowledge that it was trash because their memories override all negative thoughts about it.
When someone is nostalgic for something that was absolute trash and refuses to acknowledge that it was trash because their memories override all negative thoughts about it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2024
Get the Nostalgia Blindnessmug. When you stick your ball sack on your partners face to cover both eye-sockets, and then when she goes to speak you slap your penis on their mouth when they speak and tell them to shhhhh.
by Steel Soldier 187 June 1, 2022
Get the Blind Whispermug. your friend is coming over soon
to comfort you
she may be troubled herself
but that won't keep her from doing
what she thinks is right
🖤
to comfort you
she may be troubled herself
but that won't keep her from doing
what she thinks is right
🖤
by Krkič April 13, 2019
Get the blind stickmug.