tit dirt

sweat from the breasts that cause the front of your shirt to become damp and show through the front of your shirt.
Alysha just came from the gym and you could see her tit dirt for a mile away.
by nerd bomber September 26, 2008
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tits on a platter

Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.
So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!




Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
by Catman378 October 06, 2008
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titting around

generally wasting time, but not a very strong phrase.
Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting
Titting around.
by Whapcapn January 23, 2006
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milking tits

(v) the act of doing too much work, aka "picking up the slack"

Also used to describe when someone is on your case.
All the interns are idiots, I'm tired of milking tits around here.

My boss is all over me today, he's really milking my tits.
by Boom-shocka-locka6 September 21, 2015
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Tip of the Tit

1) The highest point on the human breast, NOT to be confused with "nipple"
2) Cream of the crop, the absolute best
Man, that steak was the tip of the tit!
by weasley123456789 November 10, 2010
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Steel Tit

A clever way to refer to something as 'the best' or 'the greatest'. Mostly used in the same way as 'the shit'... except with more excitement.
"That new Jay-Z song is the steel tit!" or "Eating Taco Bell at 2AM is the steel tit!"
by I AM GARZA October 22, 2011
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tit fumbler

An awkward, clueless dork possessing no mojo or confidence with the ladies. The kind of guy who'll get hopelessly tangled up trying to undo a bra strap (should he ever fluke getting that close), or get his dick caught in his zipper at the key moment.
Check Glenn's moves out! What a tit fumbler.
by dogwater September 06, 2010
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