Mental Bloatware

When you ask a question, but the person answering keeps switching to irrelevant topics/events between the response that overloads your memory and derails the question itself. This oftentimes causes you to ask the question again repeatedly or even forget it yourself.

An example of Mental Bloatware is Joe asks his mom what's for dinner, before going into a tangent about her childhood that eventually derails into her talking about various unrelated topics. AS a result, you sternly ask her the same question repeatedly until she gives answer, or you give up

by CuteRobotLover September 11, 2025

Mental Attacking Fan

"Mental Attacking Fan" is often used in slang to mean "Lame Ass Bitch Faggot Bitch Bitch Faggot Gay"

"Mental Attacking Fan"

"Oh, I know that guy, he's a lame ass bitch faggot bitch bitch faggot gay!"

by bigroccobigwhack January 21, 2025

MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN

This is a girl called Izzie who got violated by a welsh boy called james. If you get called this then ur life is over...good luck

JAMES ----'Oh my god she is such a MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN'
IZZIE----*DIES*

by lQJCNQLJNEQJLDN March 22, 2020

Mental Gymnastics

The act of going completely out of one's way to ignore logical arguments by spewing even more ridiculous BS.

Mental Gymnastics are common on both sides of the political spectrum.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

mental melty

when you just can't because your brain is just like " " you know? yeah

Can't really talk right now my brain is all mental melty.

by Dick0M0d3 May 8, 2023

Mental bakedown

It's when you get a mental breakdown and so you start baking.

Yesterday was such a tough day, i had a mental bakedown and made 100 cookies. 👾

by sugaraddict January 4, 2019

Mental Midget

Looney Left Wingers that only listen to and believe the talking points from their fellow colleagues. They don't look up the information and check much for themselves. They believe that Progressivism a.k.a. Socialism (then comes Fascism - Communism - Marxism) is better than Capitalism. That people can be put in a box not through hell. They have no common sense and are entitled to license whatever over complicated DSM pigeonhole box they are legally allowed for code billing. They'll throw you under the bus in negative context to protect themselves from liability and double under codes for more money.

Pretty much a Mental Midget is

a person who believes that one plus one equal three
1 + 2 = 3 because that is what he was indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe.

That's what government insurance employs

The mental midget is philophizing again.

by Egosdeathdoor March 19, 2023