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Dark Days

A period(pun absolutely intended) of puberty where a male teen would feel horny as shit and masturbate several times a day. It will only become Dark Days if the addiction left the body before adulthood. So adult perverts by definition never had a Dark Day because they never left it.
My Dark Days started because some anime comic artist just decided to make their creations too "cute" which absolutely burns my 13 year old brain like diesel and turned me into a pervert. Luckily I have left my Dark Days by considering just how degenerative that is and I have started a new life where peace and happiness last longer than a masturbation session.
by Geese Couch Taming November 9, 2021
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Dark Balla

oR DB; A person who thinks material wealth is the pinnacle of existence. Showing off bling bling is a must for this person. They also protect their "tough guy" image with ferocity. Chosen professions for Dark Balla's usually include NBA player, Rapper or piece of shit on government aid.
What is that ruckus? Oh, its just a Dark Balla representing.
by R &C May 26, 2007
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Dark Navi

A fairy who likes to fly up someone else's vagina and genderbend anyone wearing a funny green hat.
"Dark Navi flew up her vagina."
by P Rizzlan August 21, 2013
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Dark Blanco

Mike White's alter ego. He is half vampire and has a soul sucking sword called the Soulreaver. He only comes out at night and has white skin and hair and a black cloak.
Dark Blanco pwn3d some suckas!
by gringe666 May 17, 2004
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dark psy

subgenre of psychedelic trance with a faster tempo (148+ bpm), dark and twisted leads,atmospheric sounds and melodies with a sense of atonality or lack of melodies. notable artists : Psykovsky, Orestis, Kindzadza, Zik, Furious
by tt_artt July 15, 2015
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Woolite Dark

Only the best laundry detergent (beverage) ever

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Me: Yo I got some woolite dark detergent
Friend: bruh bring some to school tomorow im tryna get lit up

NEXT DAY
*fails breathalyzer*
me: but officer I didn't study for this breathalyzer test
officer: *drinks woolite dark*
by TTV.Qweef October 8, 2019
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Dark Priest

The guy you should be afraid of cause he can make your life a living hell. He is to be feared by all and respected!!!
Wow he is a Dark Priest!!!
by The Dark Priest December 22, 2020
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