Satan Sludge

The combination of semen and faeces, generally achieved in the aftermath of acts of anal-related intercourse.

ADDENDUM: When you cum in someone's ass and your dick is covered in cum and shit.

After having removed his phallus from Jim's rectum, Tod realized he had been left covered in Satan Sludge

by thatguy353 October 30, 2015

sewer sludge

Sloppy bitch

She on tha couch lookin like sewer sludge

by ArielleCarmel December 14, 2015

dick smudge

When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.

I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.

by Soups October 6, 2016

Urban sludge hammer

It is when you put something large in the girls vagina and hit it with a sludge hammer.

Hey bro tonight Alyssa is gonna get Urban sludge hammered with a cucumber!

by Cock and/or balls $$$$$ October 19, 2016

office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.

Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.

by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017

Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017

love smudge

Another name for your offspring or the wet sticky spot in the back seat of your car

My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.

by JackWhatTheHellBurton April 21, 2018