Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

flat stanley

A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along

Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time

by thenavneet January 4, 2018

Tia Stanley

Tia Stanley a stupid skinny bitch who asks up in front of boys, She looks like shit and her slaggy photos look like she got tips from a crack whore, Tia Stanley is an ugly shit face that has thin ass hair and thinks she is pretty when she clearly isn't.

Person 1: Omg Did you see that ugly slag over there.
Person 2: Yes, she is such a Tia Stanley
Person 1: How embarrassing

by SlayUrPussyUckQueekBitches May 25, 2018

horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Power Stance

Stance where the feet are a shoulder's width or wider apart to signify dominance. Usually used to attract the opposite sex or dance partners.

Did you see Ulises's power stance? He gets all the mamasitas.

by SCFam June 6, 2018

Chase Stanley

The most stubborn person in America

You are pulling a Chase Stanley.

by Guesswhoyouyou August 28, 2018

A Stanley

Jerking off in a Tree Stand while hunting

Man I did A Stanley yesterday, most relaxing day in the woods ever!!

by StopLampTime October 30, 2018