Squatting Mellon 

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

Squatting Mellon by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012

Squat Walking 

The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.

*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.

Squat Walking by AlphaRebellion June 6, 2013

Squatting Samurai 

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

Squatting Samurai by dixter's September 30, 2013

squatatra 

A denomination of squat; like you ain't got squat

"What have you got in your hand?"
"Friggin squatatra, that's what"

squatatra by Olla December 13, 2013

Squat Pooper 

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.

My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.

Squat Pooper by Terry needs a job May 4, 2014

squatwaffle

A person, not necessarily an old person, who is short and rather unattractive. This person is usually harmless and can be found on their phone in the corner at parties.

Man, Sharon is such a squatwaffle, I feel kind of bad for her.

squatwaffle by theregionsbrunette December 29, 2014

squat drop 

Anal or vaginal penetration from a higher or greater position of power.

'I will squat drop you'

squat drop by sudocrystalkizzon March 13, 2015