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Spongebob

Spongebob is a yellow crackhead
by S0NTR0 December 13, 2019
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Spongebob

Little mentally handicapped autistic square sponge. Diagnosed with ptsd in 2012 this sponge is living in a pineapple under the sea
Bro did you hear spongebob was diagnosed with ptsd
by Brosama binladen April 18, 2020
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SpongeBob Fanon Wiki

Don't let your kids join the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki.
by PolarTem February 20, 2022
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Opinion-slinger

A person who, by nature of their status or job, expesses their views in mass media without attempting to back up their assertions. Usually their assertion includes fairly incindiary accusations against someone or some political position they do not like. In other words, they make up something and say it on the air or in print with no proof or at best, very poorly constructed reasoning. These people can be professionally paid to provide opinions or simply be trying to push public opinion away from their political opposition.
Well-known Opinion-slingers: Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Bill O'Reilly, Rachel Maddow, Joe Scarborough, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, Tom Delay, Ralph Nader
by MasonsGhost March 8, 2010
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Nocturnal Sponge

A creature of the night, the nocturnal sponge is seldom seen by people because they rest or sleep in the daytime. These creatures move around and feed mainly during the night and we seldom observe their activities.

Nocturnal sponges generally have highly developed senses of hearing and smell, and specially adapted eyesight. The nocturnal sponge has been known to 'hoard' belongings, as a way of marking out its territory. When seen out during the day time, they tend to move slowly but generally speaking are gentle and safe to approach.
It is 8pm, and the nocturnal sponge has not yet emergeed from its hiding place...
by Oh so fine December 2, 2010
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Fun Sponge

A Fun Sponge is when a person or yourself sucks all the fun out of a certain situation.
Oh shut up. Stop being a fun sponge.
by Scoodle948 August 6, 2011
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salamander sponge

a moistened or wet piece of toilet paper or tissue that is used to soothe the butt hole after dropping a burning painful duece.
I just took the biggest crap I ever took. My asshole is burning so bad, I need a salamander sponge.
by j7fk13 September 24, 2011
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