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pajama shopping

Stress food shopping. When you go into the grocery store intending to buy wholesome foods like fresh vegetables, soup stock and yogurt, but you come to the register with nothing but comfort foods like pop-tarts, ice cream, and heavily sweetened cereal and soda pop. You might as well have gone to the store in your pajamas, hence, pajama shopping.
I was so disappointed in the Game of Thrones finale I found myself pajama shopping for pretzel cones and two boxes of bourbon truffle ice cream.
by Laughter On Water April 16, 2020
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Window Shopping

The act of looking at and/or flirting with girls while currently in a relationship. This act is not to be considered cheating.
"Chill out babe I'm not cheating I'm just window shopping"
by Cunt-fucker9000 January 24, 2020
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window shopping

"I went window shopping the other day, and got me a Louis Vuitton bag priced at five thousand dollars for nothing. It was quite a deal". The term is based on the looting occurred during the latest riots across America in May 2020
by idegart studios June 2, 2020
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Dryer shopping

Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.
F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?

M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.
by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020
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shack shopping

In remote unpopulated areas, such as the desert or swamp, the pastime of some desert dwellers or swamp denizens to enter unoccupied, but inhabited, structures to locate and remove items that might be useful to them although those items are owned by someone else.
Hey, it’s a full moon, let’s go shack shopping for a replacement frying pan.
by Ally Oop October 1, 2020
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cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.
Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom
by Ronaldharris October 23, 2020
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Reverse shopping

When you go to the local sporting goods store and find a hoodie you like then proceed to the register to pay for said hoodie. Reverse shopping is only a simplified version of shopping with less steps. You find a hoodie you like and instead of paying for said hoodie you skip that step(streamlining it) and proceed directly to car without spending a wooden nickel
A man found a House depot reciept. Took it in home depot. Got everything that was on the reciept and put it in carriage. Proceeded directly to customer service and produced the reciept and returned said items in carriage for a full refund. A simple definition of reverse shopping is stealing.
by El shoppo November 6, 2020
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