screbend

The head of a penis (also known as a bellend) that has either been circumised or suffered some other trauma such as theft, arson or GBH. It is also used to refer to the grotty end of an object such as a shoe lace or a joint.

"Hey Issac want to go and get your bellend jebended at the Synagogue."
"Someone shot me the other day with a shotgun in the groin. I now have a bit of a screbend."
"Little Timmy ure shoelaces are somewhat screbended."

by Ollock Bollock July 5, 2006

Screenshotting

When a girl, while giving you a blowjob, sticks her fingers up your anal passage and knees you in the face and your body orgasms purely from unexpected shock.

Daniel: Jesus man, why do you have a black eye? Thought you were on a date last night.

Eoin: I was with Claudia last night, things got pretty heavy and she ended up screenshotting me. I didn't even know what was happening until it was over. I think I'm in love.

by Barantir July 1, 2019

screechy

Adj. A feeling of tiredness and wired at the same time. Noticeable characteristics are short temper, a fuzzy confused feeling in your brain, feeling as if your skin is crawling or dirty and a slightly dehydrated sensation; like your eyes are sand marbles.

Feeling screechy can be brought on by having an infant that didn't sleep all night resulting in you only having 3 non consecutive hours of sleep. The problem is compounded when you've eaten nothing but toast and a candy bar.

Will you please quit touching me? Can't you tell I'm screechy today?

or

I wasn't listening to what you said. My brain is full of shit and I'm all screechy!

by lindie April 8, 2006

screendrop

To secretly view another's computer screen.

Joe's desk is in front of mine, so I can't help but screendrop.

by ttsjmp July 16, 2008

screenbarf

The entering a superfluous amount of information into a system where the resulting outcome is minute and not in proportion to the input provided.

"The sign-up page asks for all this screenbarf just to give me a stupid four-character password!"

by chris kalbfleisch September 6, 2007

Screenshotception

The act of taking a screenshot within a screenshot, exactly like the movie "Inception", where the characters created dreams within dreams. Most often done while facetiming as an awkward gesture.

Setting: A boy and a girl facetiming past midnight
Boy: I was just about to- ... What did you just do?
Girl: I took a screenshot of you.
Boy: Fine I see how it is. I'm going to go to bed I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Girl: Ok, good night.
-The next day-
Girl: I saw your text. How did you get a picture of me.
Boy: I zoomed in on the screenshot you sent me, and screenshoted you in the corner of the facetime thing.
Girl: Why did you screenshotception me. You're a creepy person.

by SWagner_VF December 23, 2013

screenpunk

1.A filmmaking perspective against the standard, the norms and conventions that define filmmaking. Going against the grain of what typical Hollywood and/or Indie films do.
2.Entertainment that is poignant and purposeful, and often time counter culture

I really enjoy his earlier stuff, it's very screenpunk.
I love the films that company produces, they are always screenpunk.

by R.W.Wawokzynczyk November 16, 2014