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merf scale

noun: describes how inappropriate an object or topic would be in the work-place.
Bob had a special nack for always taking the conversation in the lunchroom right off the merf-scale, which eventually led to a harassment suit, and his termination.
by jhimm April 16, 2004
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Relationship Scale

A measuring tool used to assess which Relationship Level two people are at. A scale from Level One to Level Ten.
According to the Relationship Scale Level Two is a Public Meeting.
by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009
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dicked-her scale

Name given to the current 10-point scale of a female's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.
That girl so ugly, she a negative five on the dicked-her scale.
by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009
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Sable

A contraceptive from the 1800's to early 1900's, generally made out of cotton or other soft materials.
by BAMF1020 December 13, 2010
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5-Point Scale

A scale for rating the attractiveness of a girl (usually). As suggested by its name, it consists of a scale 1-5, with the highest rating being the rare 5.0. As a rule of thumb, the threshold of dateability lies at the rating of 3.0.
In addition, a maximum of 0.5 points may be added or subtracted accordingly, based on the subject's personality. No rating is to exceed 5.0.
"Without personality, I'd probly give that girl a 2.0 on the 5-point scale...I'd LET her suck my dick..."

"Dude, that girl's an asshole, but she's def. a 4.2!"
by someone else has my name August 30, 2006
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scarlet letter

the most gayest book you will ever read.
Shaniqua: Have you read the Scarlet Letter?
Shanaynay: Yes, it is the reason I cut my wrists.
by alina is freaking amazing October 15, 2007
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scarlet

it is when u r on

yr period
i am on scarlet
by mizz bubbly July 4, 2009
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