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The best time to wear a striped sweater

I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." *queue music* The best time to wear a striped sweater ... Is all the time....
One with a collar... Turtle neck... thats the kind. Cause when you're wearing. That one... speical...sweater
by John_China September 1, 2021
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boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests

it's extremely hot. if you don't believe me, see for yourself
i am currently defining boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests
omg roll up your sleeves please, PLEASE
by myrealnameisnotkylie September 15, 2020
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Cosby sweater

to ignore or dismiss the allegations of a rape victim despite overwhelming evidence that the event occurred.
Sarah reported the rape, but the police just put her in a Cosby sweater and the case was never prosecuted.
by itssupereffective November 22, 2014
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dildo sweat

The vaginal secretions covering the outside of a Dildo once properly administered.
Scott: My mom's dildo is all wet and slimy. I think my dog's been chewing on it.

Dan: Ew no scott, that's your moms dildo sweat.
by HKTH January 14, 2007
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sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.
Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!
by Mordous January 23, 2007
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sweater mittens

breasts, generally of the smaller variety
Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.
by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009
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hippy sweat

One of the rarest substances on Earth. Is most often produced when a hippy is pulled over by "the man". There was an unconfirmed report that hippy sweat had been distilled from a working hippy. However most experts agree this is unlikely.
Hippy stench is commonly mistaken for hippy sweat. The former results from the hippy's inate fear of bathing and is of a gaseous form, while the later is produced through physical exertion of the hippy (hence it's rarity) and is in a liquid state.
After 40 years of trying, Ben & Jerry's gave up on their effort to produce hippy sweat flavored ice cream due to their inability to harvest the natural flavoring.
by WavyGravy May 3, 2007
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