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sausage surprise

A transvestite that one picks up inadvertantly / by mistake.
I put my hand up her thigh and, by jingo .. a sausage surprise , she wasn't a real woman at all.
by rburger May 24, 2012
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suprision

The toilet seat closing in a quiet house knocked me right into suprision!
by dustburn May 8, 2007
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Surprise Cock

the act of surprising a sleeping person with an erect penis in the mouth.
Pete: Hey Nate last night I gave Jill the surprise cock!

Nate: So you slabberdashed her or something?

Pete: No douche! While she was sleeping I jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of cock in her mouth.
by Douche-Bag Magee September 14, 2009
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surprise party

When a lot of people you don't know show up at your house because they heard you were having a party.
Person #1: Dude, last night was such a surprise party!
Person #2: I know! Where the fuck did all those people come from?
by ke$halover November 17, 2010
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the surprise

when having sex doggy style before finishing the guy pulls out then spits on her back when she turns around he yells "SURPRISE!" and blows the real load on her face
Dude 1: How was last night?

Dude 2: Great! I got her with the surprise! You should have seen her face!
by what's good? January 21, 2011
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Halloween Surprise

The act in which a girlfriend seduces her boyfriend for sex. However, once inside her, the boyfriend realizes that he has entered a dark and bloody mess. Often accompanied by a foul odor and a girlfriend shouting "Boo!" Most often occurring around Halloween.
Last night was Halloween and my girlfriend was on her period and I didnt know. To make a long story short, she gave me a Halloween Surprise. Needless to say, it was a mess! :(
by da hbomb October 27, 2011
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Arizona Sunrise

When a woman has just the slightest bit of Areola (skin around nipple) peaking through their outfit. Just the slightest bit of brown shading qualifies an Arizona Sunrise. This looks similar to a sunrise where the sun is just rising up over the horizon, but not quite there. Not to be confused with a "Slip of the Nipple".
Waiter: "Damn did you see the Arizona Sunrise at Table 23?"

Busboy: "Shit...not yet. I'll check it out. What size nips we talkin?"

Waiter: "At least Silver Dollars"
by DesertBum July 3, 2014
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