Suck Levels

There are a few types of "Suck" that people use. They all vary on the level (ex: suck = 2) The types are on a scale of insults. "Suck" levels determine how much you want to insult the person.
1) Oof
2) Sucks
3) Suks
4) Succs/Succz
5) Sukks/Sukkz
6) Saks/Sacs
7) Sax
8) Sux

SUCK LEVELS:
This oofs! (Mega Clean)
This sucks (Cleanish)
This suks (Mild)
This succs / This succz (Mild Insult)
This sukks / This sukkz (Medium Insult)
This saks / This sacs (Pointing Insult)
This sax (Hurt Intended)
This sux (You Mean It)

by "D*cktionary" January 1, 2021

Suck hearse

A person who is exceptionally good at performing fellatio.

Doug is a suck hearse.

by Lewrd methane May 20, 2021

Nard Sucking

Nard sucking, is the act of an individual performong the act of sucking ones nards, this can be done in many different ways for many different reasons such as a quick cash grab or for pleasure during intercourse

Dom went behind the denny's at 3am to do some Nard Sucking for some crack money

by TheManHimself04 May 29, 2020

Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies

Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.

Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!

by ibehim1 March 28, 2012

Semi-suck

The act of commiting oral sex through mesh or fabric, however this cannot be performed through calcite, feldspar, or small sheets of metal.

"I just had the craziest experience man- I was at a party and this guy came up to me and started semi-sucking me through my jorts!"
"Please stop contacting this number."

by cloverstardust March 30, 2023

suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019