relaxative

A prescription drug given to people who need to calm down. Slightly more powerful than the ubiquitous chill pill.

"Dude A and Dude B will not shut up about losing in beer pong; they really could use some relaxatives."

"I told my mom to grab a relaxative and chill the fuck out about my girlfriend being pregnant."

by nate y ellinor September 22, 2009

Religohol

Like alcohol except the more you drink the more religious you get.

I drank to much religohol and became a priest.

by UnknownBob May 16, 2005

release the dragon

to remove the penis from ones pants in preparation for sex, oral sex, masturbation etc

I rubbed my cock through my pants,while she rubbed her clit. Finally she said, "release the dragon!"

by pstephenw September 26, 2005

Relativism

It's relative to the person asking the definition..

Relativism pretty much means What is true for me is true for me and what is true for you is true for you..

by thesquareof4 August 14, 2012

Early Relissal

n. A mixture of 'Early Release' and 'Early Dismissal'.
Pertaining to the untimely discharge from school.

Used in the same context as the above...just cooler sounding.

Sarah: Mrs. Thompson won't be giving us that test today.
Caroline: Why?
Sarah: Early relissal is today!
Caroline: YESH!!

by Carolina Noir February 6, 2008

twat relish

The process of fucking a girl with a dill pickle and putting it back in the jar for your friends to eat later.

Dude, I cant believe you just ate that twat relish you sick fuck!!

by That's my ass! April 23, 2009

One night relationstand

When a girl thinks she is going to get a relationship out of it but it turns out to be a one night stand. Or when its supposed to be a one night stand but it turns into a relationship!

Hey girl you thought this was gonna turn out to be something its not, all it was, was a one night relationstand

by Patrick AKA Baby Louie, AKA Certified Boss, AKA JR Paperstacks July 6, 2007