The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
A ginger tho he says he’s strawberry blonde. He is very non social and his main friend is Cillian Byrne. In his free time he likes to study. He likes Frappuccinos from Starbucks.
by Cillian’s crew March 01, 2024
They should do a disney movie about Robert and Montse, since they are so in love like the disney princess stories.
by :)sl March 22, 2015
A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.
by Old Man Toot August 29, 2018
Different people coming up with words to describe him:
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"
"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022
if you are a robert goldstein (no offense to any person whose name and last name is Robert Goldstein hence no capitals) you do not understand what the term ehre weiBen kulltur means
by Sexydimma January 08, 2014