Robert is a stinky someone you meet once and you feel like you have finally experienced life. Silly i know but in the moment it feels like a warm breeze as you watch kids playing in the park holding his hand asking him what'd it'd be like to have your own. He's someone you could talk about endlessly, feeling like there's no good way to show him how much you love him. His eyes are like waking up on a warm morning, getting out of bed to freshly made pancakes covered in honey. Robert being something unexplainable to the heart , loving him without even trying. I hope i find my Robert in every other universe.
by sillyratt23 November 20, 2023
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There goes Cheap Justice Roberts again, selling out to Diaper Donald and his MAGAt Republican extremists. Roberts has failed our nation and its laws.
by LaughingAloud December 9, 2025
Get the Cheap Justice Roberts mug.Robert is a little slut bag. He gives blowjobs for snickers. He currently lives in a bin and is going to be a stripper when hes older.
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Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
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Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
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