Emma Painter

Emma Painter is the name of the most supermegafoxyawesomehot girls in the world. Those Emma Painters are the most amazing people you can find. No competition. If you're one of those lucky people who happen to meet one, I guarantee you, that you will never find anyone as legendary as them ever again. <3

person one: "Emma Painter is the awesomemest person ever!"
Person two: "I don't think s-"
Person one: "Avada Kedavra!"

Anyone who says "I don't think s-" to that-dead.

by jobu October 17, 2011

plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.

that guy over there is a plastered painter.

by ppainter November 4, 2011

tux paint

a retarded painting app on the computer

when does that motherfucker ever get off tux paint

by MTNDEW0011 May 30, 2016

Brown butt paint

When you have been eating greasy fast-food and have to shit really bad, but the toliet is too dirty to sit on so you bend over and fart, blowing mud all over the toliet painting it brown.

While at the red robin, I had diarrea and gas real bad. The toliet had pee on the seat so I bent over infront of it and when I farted I blew mud all over the toliet painitng it brown. Brown butt paint in da house! Booyaa!

by Little Friggo capiche March 22, 2010

lip gloss paint job

slang for oral sex; i.e. a womans lip gloss left on a mans privates after performing oral sex

damn girl you lookin' stupid fly, why dont u come over here and gimme a lip gloss paint job

by samsnowbuniii November 10, 2010

Rubbing off the paint

“Rubbing off the paint” refers to removing the serial number off of a gun so it cannot be traced back to the owner if there is a criminal investigation.

But I'm that nigga, I won't ever change, rubbing off the paint

by Moe Lester Stonehandle May 30, 2019

Paints

Noun.

A partmanteau deriving from pant and paint.

An outer garment covering each leg separately and usually extending from the waist to the ankle - usually used in plural - wherein the wearer is of an overweight nature and the garment is poorly fitting, i.e. tight.

College student 1: oh man, I love college. I can eat cheeseburger subs all day in the dining hall.

College student 2: yeah, I was going to say - nice paints. You're going to need some mineral spirits to get them babies off.

by FreddyFiveFingers July 21, 2012