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pre-retrospect 

The act of realizing some deed or idea will result in an unfortunate outcome, but going along with said deed or idea anyway.
In pre-retrospect, buying a shit ton of cheap vodka instead of beer was a bad idea.
pre-retrospect by PeachieSoKeen November 19, 2011
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pre-study break

A variable period of time immediately prior to study sessions when college students socialize informally. Such occasions typically include caffeinated beverages.
My roommate and I took a much deserved pre-study break before going to the library.

Pre-Singing 

When you're singing along with the radio to a song you like, you start singing before the first verse starts. Adverse effects include but are not limited to: trying to sing loud so people don't notice, then quickly changing the station, or the disapproval of your friends. (Usually in the form of laughter.)
Sal: Ticking away the moments that make up...
Brendan: Shut the fuck up you tool, you're pre-singing
Lee: HaHaHaHaHa, faggot!
Pre-Singing by SuperGhillie July 28, 2011

pre-lick your oreos 

A threat describing the act of licking somebody else's oreos before the original owners have the time to "twist it, lick it, dunk it" themselves.
As a result, when the original owner licks their oreo, they are savouring your sweet sweet saliva.
Works in the phrase "Don't make me pre-lick your oreos"
Guy1: Were you... dropped as a child?
Guy2: Hey shut up! Don't make me pre-lick your oreos!!
pre-lick your oreos by MyODE05 October 25, 2011
When one is within the first million views on a video from Youtube.com
"I was the 167,581 person to see the new Arcade Fire music video."
"Oh, Janet, you're SO Pre-Mil."
pre-mil by jackie jormp jomp December 23, 2011
A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.
"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."
pre-j by Sir Chodesworth April 12, 2012