Horror Pig

A hideous looking person. Could be male or female

To name a couple of classic Horror Pigs; Ann Widdecombe or Keith Richards.

by Wizard Willy March 14, 2009

smash pig

A fuck pig, slam pig, a person with whom you would have sex with but never have a relationship with otherwise.

Naw I got nothing going on I'll just go hit up one of my smash pigs.

by Seraphiam February 25, 2017

River Pig

A trophy fish caught in a river. Usually any catch over a normal fish weight. Possibly an awesome name for a baseball team.

That River pig I caught yesterday weighed almost 5 pounds.

by Jelly or jam August 26, 2019

Pig in a Blanket

While taking a piss after cutting Jalepenos a person uses the bottom cuff of their T-shirt or sweater to hold ones wiener as to avoid personal injury.

Shit, I forgot to put the pig in a blanket, my dick's on fire.

by Dirty Daniel from B'ham May 3, 2011

Ditch Pig

A "kick 'er to the curb" kind of gal. Someone you've had your fun with, then thought better of it. Low-life bitch. Worse than a regular, "Pig". Someone who crawled out of the gutter. Someone not worthy of your association. The girl that wronged you, and then moved on to a better life, while leaving you in the ashes.

I'm not hangin' out with that "Ditch Pig". I'd date her if she weren't such a "Ditch Pig". We had a good time, but that's all it was, 'cuz she's just a "Ditch Pig", and she'll drag me down.

by Greenmoon October 2, 2011

Slam Pig

Ugly Slut; Whore; girl who is ugly but is a last resort booty call.

I was so drunk last night that i fucked that slam pig

by mmass016 December 7, 2007

pig cock

noun:
1. A pig's meat stick.
2. A penis that is curly like a pig's tail.

1:
"Pickled pig cock? Yummy."

2:
"Joey has a pig cock" - Rodion
"Really?" - Travis
"Yep." -Rodion

by Argonak April 15, 2008