Pendaddy

A dank memer who is the father of a Penson.

Man1: Dude, I met this Pendaddy but his son tried to touch my daughter
Man2: Eww bro thats disgusting

by Volt_Hellscythe May 12, 2016

Penis Alarm Clock

The act of taking your penis and smacking someone until they wake up

" How'd you like the penis alarm clock this morning"

by ConStart September 13, 2016

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Penguiny

A nickname given to one who is a friend

*Bob speaking to his friend* “hey what’s up Penguiny “

by Penguiny01 March 11, 2018

penjaculation

Simultaneous penetration and ejaculation

It was the worst sex ever with Troy. It was over before it even started. He suffers from penjaculation.

by Mikki B July 13, 2018

Penta Claus

a rich & evil person taking care of the poor and needy not because it's good for them but because it's good for his own will.

Pablo Escobar was South America's Penta Claus for all seasons

by kelamist December 7, 2018

Penisrigues

The real surname of any tranny that adopted a second name as “Rodrigues”.

Did you see this new tranny porn movie called “Adriana Penisrigues vs. William Carioca”? The is te best shemale clip ever made.

by Booty_hunter February 3, 2020