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The John Feeling

A state of being one feels when they're immensely stressed, anxious, lazy, or exhausted. This is usually derived from school related things and activities, like low grades, but can involve anything ranging from something as basic as sleeping to even the most questionable idiosyncrasies. Often, one will feel powerless to change the outcome until the event transpires.
John: Kek I just skipped two of my 3 total college classes because I slept in from playing FO76 all night.

Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!
by bighairedman62 November 19, 2019
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John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.
John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech
by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022
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John Morris

A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.
by Random dick weed June 14, 2019
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Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.
by UrbanKai April 15, 2021
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john doe

The username edgy people use to have no identity like a big big hacker..
by JMS FANPAGE June 30, 2021
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john thicc

when you are playing fortnite and you find a "very attractive" outfit
oh boy that skin is a john thicc
by OOTIS BOOTIS March 22, 2019
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John Bill

a john bill is another name for a joint or spliff first used in ireland by a group known as the ard na greine rockers who use the word john before many other words because its fuckin funny and bill comes from the term billy bifter or spliff...putting the two together gives us john bill which is one of many amazing terms used by ther ard na greine rockers...the old term for john bill was sean william
by paul croke November 6, 2008
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