Nathan 

He is 8'2, more ripped then Chris Bumstead, good at truck-driving, good at sports, he may Josh Hutcherson every once a while but okay buddy. Rick rolled ya.

Person 1: Woah is that Nathan?
Person 2: Okay buddy that might be him.
*Pans camera to Nathan character like an average The Office Episode*
Nathan: Never Gonna Give You Up-
Director: Cut

Nathan by JohnSmithChristmas2023 December 24, 2023

Nathan 

Smallest dick boi known to man kind, he smells like shit, looks like shit, and he still thinks he’s the shit, not to mention he will annoy the fuck outta you!

Yo Fuck that nigga Nathan he’s a straight bitch

Nathan by Big dick goddess December 28, 2023

Nathan 

Some would say the perfect guy. Potential dater of Katie Varga. Is HOT. Most attractive man ever known to man. Is the epidemy of the sigma grindset.

Not just
Another
Talented
Hot man
Another level
Nathan is on

Hey yk Nathan? Yeah he's pretty cool.

Nathan by someonesgay January 8, 2024

Nathan 

Triangles. Who is Nathan? Mmmmmmm....
Short king slayyyy. Loves triangles wayyyyyyy too much, average. Lovely in bed, busts when he sees a 3D triangle, we all love Nathan

I love nathan

Nathan by Beheamoth January 15, 2024

Nathan 

Nathan is a great guy who doesn't appreciate being called "gorgina" or "vewy handsome" in front of your friends but you can't quite figure out how he feels about it other wise? He's very respectful and curious, always ready to learn and especially committed to helping you fix your sleep schedule. Don't forget to remind the Nathan(s) in your life how loved, needed, and appreciated they are. Love you Nathan <3

"Oh Nathan? Yeah, I know him, he's like my best friend and genuinely the coolest, nicest guy you'll ever meet"

Nathan by qwonkbonk December 8, 2024

nathan 

<3

Person 1: <3 nathan
Person2: !!

nathan by imeanidkbutsure February 6, 2024

Nathan 

A Nathan is someone who is 5’1 and weighs no more than 94lbs. They’re someone who can’t take a joke, lives off of mommy and daddy’s money, and is in a constant state of denial. You’d have to stoop to their level both physically and in terms of standards to date one; rocking the classic brown hair blue eyes stereotype, Nathan is one of the fugliest people you’ll ever meet and his presence alone is enough to make cyanide look appetizing. Being enabled by his parents his entire life has caused him to develop a severe case of victim mentality, and despite being the problem, will walk away and cry in hopes of being comforted. He’s an annoying individual who watches Percy Jackson without headphones and lacks the ability to talk to women outside of the ones who live in his house (his mom and his dog). Despite needing to change, he probably won’t; Nathans seem to lack the emotional capacity to recognize their own mistakes. They’re immature, loud, bad at geometry, and going to end up by themselves because spending too much time around a Nathan can cause suicidal thoughts. Needing the validation of the people around them, Nathans are emotionally and mentally draining. His friends most definitely have a diss track written about him.
Life skills: none
Bitches: none

Person A: “I feel nothing but contempt when I look at Nathan.”
Person B: “It’s giving ‘probably going to die alone.’”

Nathan by xggomxlxggo February 11, 2024