MIKE-club

huge turnoff of a guy who cannot dance, is reallllly dirty and has scabies and lives in Jacksonville, FL and is easily spotted at Bourbon Street station!!! Be very aware.... he is highly contagious

Ewww... he's a MIKE-club... You cannot go home with him!! or wear his pants

by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009

mike durant

A heterosexual male, with defined biceps and triceps and a bulging chest. Many call him dad due to his beauty and slight pedohpilic look. He is an engineer and God's gift to this Earth.

Oh Mike Durant I wanna bone his biceps

by thesilentlicker211 August 15, 2016

Mike lowery snowball

The act of ejaculating on your sexual partners back , sucking up the sticky sweet love juices and spitting it in their mouth

I wanted to see if she was a down was bitch so I i gave her the ol mike lowery snowball

by Captaincaptaincaptain June 15, 2017

mike the spike

The ultimate bro

He's A Mike the Spike!

by Never gonna know September 12, 2017

Mike Jones'd

When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.

Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.

Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd

by Higgy24 December 14, 2017

mike hanes

A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack

That stupid dude is such a mike hanes

by steve jobs back from the dead May 30, 2018

mike and julia

When these two names are combined, the Most Amazing thing will happen! There will be love at First Sight! There will be a bond formed that will be indestructible. Once they are connected, No one will ever be able to separate them. The Love created will be second to none! There will be a constant need for an explanation of experiences that will never be defined! There will be a bond of caring for each other that will come as natural as the sun setting. There will be a level of intimacy that will not be able to be measured. When you add these names together, it will be described as two puzzle pieces connecting as a perfect fit. Their bodies will connect as one as if they were made for each other. It will create an unbreakable bond! If you dare to EVER separate them, it will be like the most powerful magnet know to mankind and immediately return to each other. No matter what, they will always find their way back together!! When these two names are connected and you are an outsider looking in, then you will be a witness to the most amazing thing ever experienced in your life. It will make you question your life and wonder if you could ever experience such love . You will have a front row seat to the most defined “True Love” you have ever seen. You will be so jealous of what they have, that you will be questioning your own life for eternity.
Once these two names are connected, the whole world will stop and take notice to the most breathtaking relationship ever created!!!!

Mike and Julia together are the definition of True Love.

by Soulmates#6975 March 22, 2021