lanesplitting

The act of taking one's tongue and licking between the two balls.

Bro, she was literally lanesplitting me last night.

by deeznuts202395 August 21, 2023

Late to the party

become aware of or get involved in something long after others.

"I didn't get into Nirvana until after MTV Unplugged came out—I'm always late to the party"

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

late

Doing something or going down after it was supposed to, like being fashionably tardy or running on "fashionably late" time.

"He was very late for the ceremony"

by hellogoober September 18, 2023

late am

late at night; early in the morning

"It's late AM bro why are you still up"

by someone's well October 24, 2023

late onset redneck syndrome

a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:

Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.

Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.

Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.

Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.

Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .

by lefpudeler December 10, 2023

lakes region community college

The ball crushing factory

"Yo did you get your balls crushed at lakes region community college?"
"Hell yeah i'm still recovering"

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1234 January 5, 2024

lakes region community college

the ball crushing factory

Friend 1: Yo did you get your balls crushed yet at lakes region community college?
Friend 2: Hell yeah! I have another appointment this week!

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1234 January 10, 2024