Jude Law'd 

An expression meaning "screwed over," in light of Jude Law's recent paternity claim from wannabe-model Samantha Who? Used when everything finally seems to be going right for you and then wham! your special lady friend (who was on the pill at the time, of course) gets pregnant and you get hit with a lawsuit the size of Tom Cruise's ego. Or y'know, just whenever something crap happens to you.

"Where did you park your car?"

"The Valet took care of it."

"At Burger King? Dude... you got Jude Law'd so bad."

Jude Law'd by Laura Awesome August 5, 2009

Urinal-In-Law 

After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urinal furthest from one another.

During my wife's family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom.

Urinal-In-Law by JD Gold January 16, 2008

Unwritten Law 

Something that isn't illegal to do, but you shouldn't due it even if it's legal. Breaking an unwritten law often causes confusion, chaos, and/or misunderstanding.

If you park next to a vehicle of the same color and make of yours, you're breaking an unwritten law.

Unwritten Law by Carrera's Wedge July 27, 2007

murphy's law 

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

murphy's law by andy1 August 10, 2005

Hunter's Law 

A smoker's law (easily applied to drinking), first created in Hunter's Coffeeshop, Amsterdam. should a smoker find himself in the company of more than one joint at any one time, he most smoke all the joints in his possession at least once before passing them onto the next smoker in their respective directions.

"stoph, dude, you already have a frickin' joint"
"yeah, but, hunter's law dude"
"that's jus' greedy, yo"
"shut it! or i'll have sex on your bread!"
"fine."

Hunter's Law by reverendryu July 8, 2009

Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns 

The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.

Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.

Pat Shea: How do you know that?

Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how

Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns by the schnozzberries January 26, 2010

sods law 

The theory that if it can go wrong, it will.

Man 1: Come on we'll miss the train
Man 2: Nah, we're early
Man 1: Sods law we'll miss it, so move it!

sods law by Gatefold May 20, 2007