A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.
by shelovestosail September 22, 2009
Get the Pad lube mug.a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.
him - "lets have anal sex"
Her - "but we havent got any lube!"
him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"
him - *spits in hand*
Her - "but we havent got any lube!"
him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"
him - *spits in hand*
by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010
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by frandern August 31, 2010
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Get the anti-lubricator mug.1. he has Benny lube in and around his mouth.
2. He died due to his strange addiction of Benny Lube.
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2. He died due to his strange addiction of Benny Lube.
3. He would never get laid if it wasnt for his handy Benny lube.
4. On the next "How do they make it": Benny Lube narrated by morgan freeman
by Proffesor Dan February 10, 2014
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