Carp

Instead of being a rude hoe and using the word crap you can use the alternatice carp.
Everyone: WHAT THE CARP
by Clar February 21, 2017
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anti-lubricator

A very unsexy male. The male version of an anti-boner.
He's not sexy. He's like the anti-lubricator. He makes my vag as dry as a crouton.
by Clar February 04, 2014
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Clitastrophe

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.
my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe
by clar February 07, 2005
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