stink lobe

a deposit of shit behind one's ear, such as from wiping your cock behind a girl's ear after having removed it from her ass.

last week, when i fucked your mom, without her having ass douched first, i had an wicked case of the poopdick, so i held that bitch's head down and rubbed my cock, all shit and blood and cum dripping down from it, right up the neck and behind her ear, she caught herself some stink lobe son!

by revnazaright June 18, 2008

Brazilian lobster tickle

Getting a hand job from a naked Brazilian with lobster claw oven mitts

Man that chick gave me a Brazilian lobster tickle last night.

by Don't mess with the zohan March 18, 2014

lobe

an American word for penis.

Nath, Jet and Dom: see you tomorrow lewis!
Lewis: suck my lobe..

by dom kearton February 29, 2008

Lobo

Laughing our boners off

Guy 1: We can watch "The Middle Men" first and then we can lobo to "The Other Guys"
Guy 2: Okay...

by Doooodoode August 16, 2010

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009

lobstarpro

This is a name for an amazing youtuber who has more subscribers than pewdiepie himself and has the highest quality content out of every youtuber if you come across his channel you should definetly subscribe to him

LobstarPro is the best youtuber ever

by Anonymous0002832 April 13, 2019

tye dye lobster bib

a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)

Do you know Rick? him and his girlfriend were on shrooms and i guess they tye dye lobster bibbed.

by Charlie, Barker, and rivas. April 3, 2010