pant-load

1) A shit-load, a very large amount of something. Similer to a zillion.

2)Somebody who is full of shit, a shit bag.

1) There's a pant-load of ants in my pants.
2)Hey, say 'vaya con dios', dude! Hey, say it! I'm talking to you! Pant-load!

by Comrade 47 April 21, 2008

Loaded Baked Potato

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.

I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!

by JoshuaJordan October 15, 2008

hot load express

when a man is deep inside a woman and he cums he squeezes his ass muscles together and cums deep inside her

man i screwed that chick last night and when she made me cum i gave her a hot load express

by donald mac dougall February 8, 2003

load and fire

At the height of sexual excitement, the man will insert both testicles in the woman's vagina and ejaculate on her breasts and stomach.

I said it once and I'll say it again bitch! Open up your love 'cause I gotta load and fire. My beer is getting warm.

by Uncle Jed July 16, 2008

jnr loaded

a band with a air raid transexual as a singer.

jerry dont like this band,but knows them well...

a wierd hatred....

by jon November 5, 2003

Front Load

To take a load in your front.

That chick was gonna rear load the bouncer to get in. But he wanted a Front Load instead. Since he was tall and not bad looking. a load might result in genetically superior offspring. So she was a ok with that.

by The Dirty Mexican December 27, 2012

Drop a load and hit the road

Verb: The action of secreting your shit under one's vehicle tire in hope that they will eventually drive over it while you run away.

"Holy shit man, you're friggen relentless!"

"I know man, I just had to drop a load and hit the road."

by tylerscott May 14, 2009