mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female

I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight

by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023

Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 2, 2021

loaded

loaded = got your gun on you.

Three deep fully loaded, lookin' for opps.

by svesumviebel March 22, 2023

Loading the Toad

Another word for Masturbating

I was Loading the Toad in there!

by BillyJimJoe October 31, 2023

load worth

Amount of measurement (specifically cooking) referring to the sexual act of "dropping a load"

You need a load worth of hot sauce for that taco

by Stevendp29 September 27, 2020

On The Load

On The Load is a reference to the modern culture of downloading movies and other media free, usually through person to person programs, like torrent files. It is used to signify when someone has something currently downloading or plans to for a period of time.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just went through my movie collection, I don't have "Beavis and Butthead Do America!"

Guy 2: No worries man, I already have it on the load and it will be done in a couple days.

by Yawrood January 13, 2010

Fuck-Load

About 2 Tablespoons

J.R.A

No use crying over a fuck-load of spilled milk.

by SwamperSwampy July 28, 2018