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landonslide

1.) the overwhelming defeat or majority over another candidate, person, etc.
2.) used to describe the defeat of Alf Landon to FDR in the 1940's.
3.) the level of defeat past landslide.
"Dude... you lost big in the school election. I'd say it was a landonslide."
by Joshua Burks April 20, 2005
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Lane Position

The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),

and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably

a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first

one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.

This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)

Exceptions:

Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the

more extreme.

No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)
Friend 1: Want to go on the interstate, and do the Lane Position?

Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.

Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?

Friend 3: Fuck no.
by Nickef October 16, 2010
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Lane Jockey

A person who jumps from lane to lane at a store such as Wal-Mart, thinking that each time they find a new lane, they will save time.
Did you see that lane jockey fly by us? Yeah I did, she jumped about six lanes before she was finally satisfied!
by Zappy19 December 26, 2010
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Landfill Island

A derogatory or disparaging term for the area inside the big box store "Target" where guests (customers) frequent. White trash "guests" often return items for the most puzzling and bizarre reasons.
"Landfill Island" was out of control today. There was a disorderly and unruly overflow of garbage piling up around customer service.

-"I bought a coffee maker last week. Damn thing didn't work, no matter how much gasoline I put in it. Its broke!"
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lane surfing

Military- to stay in your lane (area of responsibility)- lane surfing is to go outside your area of responsibility and interfere in someone else's area.
Instead of lane surfing, square your stuff away first.
by Warrior 3 December 18, 2013
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Landeruded

In sport fishing: When one of your "buddies" steals a fish you were trying to catch by rudely casting their bait in the same spot as yours. By luck they hook and land the fish that was destined for your bait.

Generic definition: An asshole that steals the glory from the person who did all the work.
Scott made the perfect cast to catch that musky, but Chris landeruded him by casting in the same spot and caught it first.
by Websters new August 7, 2014
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Landrie

Landrie’s are sweet kind and can always make people laugh they try heir hardest to accomplish something and always loves taking notes and setting reminders Landrie’s are organized in the beginning and a total mess in the end Landrie’s are one of the best friends you could ask for because she is the best helper best cheerier uper and best mate you never want to be a enemy to a landrie
Landrie is really nice and super funny
by Brooke167 June 14, 2018
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