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Dumb bitch juice

Your favorite drink. A drink you drink when you know something is fucking stupid but you do it anyways.
"I cheated on my girlfriend with her sister, I'm drinking straight dumb bitch juice"
"I shouldn't say this, I'm on dumb butch juice so I'm gonna"
"Maybe I shouldn't eat this, it's labeled for some one else. Dumb bitch juice tho"
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Juice the Pig 

transitive verb -
to humble, to lower in condition.
Ever since Steve got high score on Donkey Kong he's been walking around like he's the King of Kong. Steve needs to juice the pig.
Juice the Pig by charlesmarx September 15, 2009

juice head gorilla 

A juicehead gorilla is a hot, jacked, Italian man. Typically from jersey, but possibly the surrounding areas. They should be tan, have a six pac and be able to dance sexy in da club. Total lady killer but sometimes susceptible to gernades. Term used frequently on jersey shore the tv show.
I need a juice head gorilla in my life!

Juice Wrld 

Juice Wrld was an awesome rapper who unfortunately passed away 12/8/19 due to a seizure 6 days after his 21st birthday. Is known for his famous song "Lucid Dreams". Rest in peace. You will be missed
Did you hear that Juice Wrld passed away? Yeah that's so sad.
Juice Wrld by Mr.DavidR December 8, 2019

giro juice 

Cheap cider. Often seen being drunk by the scum of this earth, including neds, alcos and kevin hobbs.
I had fuck all money for a decent carry-out so I had to resort to buying giro juice.
giro juice by groomba April 13, 2006

spooky juice 

A substance either dried or wet that resembles sex related liquids but are unidentifiable.
I laid on John's bed last night and some spooky juice got in my hair.
spooky juice by Jacob Breedlove March 19, 2007

PRUNE JUICE CHALLENGE 

When you are bored on a road trip with a group of people, and you drink a large amount of prune juice. Long story short, whoever has to make a bowel movement the first, looses.. no dual action cleanse required!

the key to cheating is to eat a bunch of bread before ingesting said laxative liquid beverage.
Your on the road and one person says "Hey guys, lets take the prune juice challenge!" ..