Colonel Jessup

The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.

Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.

by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014

Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.

Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!

by Ruby-Slippers July 25, 2016

vape jesus

Ex-smoker turned on by blowing big clouds of vapor. The "Vape Jesus" is distinct in style. Commonly seen or referred to as a "hippy". Long hair, big beard, loves skinny jeans and cardigans.

"Mom, that creepy man riding the fixed gear bike blowing clouds is looking at me funny."

"Don't worry son. That's no serial killer or pedophile. It's just Vape Jesus."

by mysterysola November 23, 2016

Bridie Jessep

Hot girl ;)

Bridie Jessep is HOT ;)

by Cytorev January 2, 2022

pulling a jesse

Going excessively overboard about a topic that no one seemingly cares about.

Look. Samsung is Pulling a Jesse again.

by hallsfierce September 16, 2014

the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018

Jessica Nicole

Jessica Nicole, A beautiful Smart Girl. Typically Blonde. Loves to have Fun and not care what people think. Big Boobs, Pretty eyes. Loves to Beat up Gay Guys, if he talks bad about their bestfriends anyways. Looks innocent but actually is a BIG trouble maker. If you know a jessica you will be a very happy person, she will stick up for you no matter what, She loves to have fun and fuck shit up. She will always be there for you but sometimes shes going to need you to be there for her. A jessica is very Smart, Amazing, LOUD, tough, amazing, funny, Girl and very hard to fine. If you know a jessica hold on to her.

Jessica Nicole is the toughest girl i know.

by Young,wild,free96 January 1, 2012