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Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.
Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.
by Stew Nic December 9, 2008
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tube jacked

downloading videos from video web sites lyk youtube, google vid etc using widgets, softwares.....
max: i got the new underground "THE GAME" video..
sazz: how did u get dat ?
max: i tube jacked it...
by Dilin Nair December 20, 2008
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Mo Jacked

When some one ask you for countless ciggerettes, beers, shots, hits on a blunt, money for their cocain addiction,trying to scheme you into selling your playstation 2, or telling you he wants to sleep over and wont leave for 6 months, if you give into any of these you just got Mo jacked
Alex: Man I totally felt bad for this homless kid, i gave him cig's, weed, beer, let him crash here.

Jack: Well that was real nice of you man.

Alex: Yeah well the problem is that he has become a leach persay, he gets billigerntly drunk in front of my parents, and wears my clothes like they are his.

Jack: Oh shit man, you tottaly got Mo jacked
by jackchrizontay February 16, 2009
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wallet jacked

Paying too much for something, especially if you could have gotten it for much cheaper.
Jimbob: Hey, I just got this new whiz-bang ABC gizmo to do XYZ and only $40.

Jack: You know you could have gotten the DEF gizmo to do XYZ for a fifth the price? You've been wallet jacked!
by zodiac711 October 24, 2010
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Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.
Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!
by MysterMaan July 31, 2011
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Conversation Jacker

Almost immediately after beginning to tell a story, you are interrupted by someone who begins to tell their own story of how the same thing happened to them. The interrupter continues to talk about themselves, and they never ask you about your story as if it never happened.
"I began to tell Stephanie how I almost got into an accident today, but she started telling me how she almost got into an accident as soon as I started my story!Then she just kept talking about all the accidents she almost got into in her life and never asked me about my accident. She's such a conversation Jacker."
by Dre7179 January 8, 2015
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