Jessica

The sluttiest pisswhore on the planet.

Likes the taste of her own ass while she's sucking it from her master's dick.

Enjoys having her rectum filled with piss and being forced to hold on to it, or receive a severe caning.

Fantasizes about being used by a large room full of men, taking their cocks down her throat while her master brands her ass and thighs.

Choke me on your cock, sir! - Jessica

by bananapyramid February 21, 2011

jessica dahling

an ugly troll whore in the GD

Jessica Dahling is so fucking annoying...

by Jessica Dahling October 16, 2008

Jessica Simpson

A fun loving southern girl who is gorgeous and loves to laugh. Jessica Simpsons are loved by many, except for the ones who are jealous of them. May not be the smartest ones on the planet, but they don't care what other people think of them, because inside, they know who they are and what kind of person they are.

She is SUCH a jessica simpson.

by phoebeeee January 30, 2007

jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson...ROCKS i luv her...and has the best voice out of all the so called pop stars(cough cough hilary duff) out there...her and Christina A.!!!! rock on chickie!!! we luv ya!!!

Tamara(me) he momma and daddy guess whats comin on tonight!?!?!? NEWLYWEDS!!!
Mom: oh no..ur not wacthin that downstairs u have to go to your room 4 that...that dizy girl
Dad: o0o0 (in a very mean way) o jessica..jessica
Me: its funneh i luv that show!!!

by Tamara January 26, 2005

Jessica Simpson

To do, copy, and bash everything an ex-girlfriend of your boyfriend did/does like Jessica Simpson did to Carrie Underwood.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, she's such a copy cat!
Person 2: I know! She's totally Jessica Simpson-ing it!

Alternative: She's totally J.S.ing it!

by sjghazosejtog October 17, 2008

Jessica

A typically blonde, high-maintenance girl usually fairly popular for all the wrong reasons. Often nicknamed Jess, Jessie, J dawg or even try-hard slut by some. She enjoys getting into trouble and making horrible decisions to get attention from as many people as possible. She is also very over-emotional, can cry and apologize a lot and is disgusting when drunk.

"Aww man, Jessica just spewed again and now she's makin out with james!! How drunk do you get?!"

by franny69 January 1, 2012

Jessica

Are usually quiet slutty , and are known to be easily confused. Jessicas are usually very friendly with just about everyone, some times too friendly. Jessicas can come in any color pale to tan , and are very skinny. People often refer to Jessica in relation to being dumb or slutty.

Steve: Oh my god , Liz was such a hoe last night!
Matt: I know she was pulling a Jessica!

Or

Amy: I'm such a blonde today!
Gabby: Jessica moment!

by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010