Michael Jacksoned

To Michael Jackson means to die

Friend on street: Big bird, Mr Hooper Michael Jacksoned.

Big Bird: What the beans does that mean?

Friend on street: It means he DIED.

by Brooke hayes 4ever21 October 7, 2016

jackson storm

a brave warrior with the swift sword skills of a ninja.

jackson storm is a jackson storm.

by amalaur. November 25, 2009

Samuel L Jackson

A black actor who's appeared in just about every movie. Ever.

When in doubt, cast Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting or leading role.

by little geek July 27, 2005

Jackson Rancheria Style

When you leave a casino with an empty wallet and a bleeding anus. There also may be copious amounts of male ejaculate stuck to your back. Don't bother with making a Police report, it is your fault for walking through the door and being done Jackson Rancheria Style!

Dinner at Lone Wolf's Restaurant $150
One night in a Tuscan Suite $399
Show tickets $150
Paying 150% over retail at the Kessler's gift shop. $300
Getting your bank account emptied
while playing in the Casino.....PRICELESS

That is what is know as "getting worked Jackson Rancheria Style"

by ouchmyasshurts April 9, 2009

Samuel Jackson Beer

Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.

"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"

by You Can't Kill the Metal July 6, 2006

Michael Jackson

A pedophile

LIttle boy: Oh boy, Michael Jackson.

MJ: Come here little boy, hee hee

by Oswaldo Moberry October 22, 2020

Michael Jackson

A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.

Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!

by Jdbbdkebshx November 19, 2018