Me: Yo I got some woolite dark detergent
Friend: bruh bring some to school tomorow im tryna get lit up
NEXT DAY
*fails breathalyzer*
me: but officer I didn't study for this breathalyzer test
officer: *drinks woolite dark*
Friend: bruh bring some to school tomorow im tryna get lit up
NEXT DAY
*fails breathalyzer*
me: but officer I didn't study for this breathalyzer test
officer: *drinks woolite dark*
by TTV.Qweef October 08, 2019
oR DB; A person who thinks material wealth is the pinnacle of existence. Showing off bling bling is a must for this person. They also protect their "tough guy" image with ferocity. Chosen professions for Dark Balla's usually include NBA player, Rapper or piece of shit on government aid.
by R &C May 11, 2007
A period(pun absolutely intended) of puberty where a male teen would feel horny as shit and masturbate several times a day. It will only become Dark Days if the addiction left the body before adulthood. So adult perverts by definition never had a Dark Day because they never left it.
My Dark Days started because some anime comic artist just decided to make their creations too "cute" which absolutely burns my 13 year old brain like diesel and turned me into a pervert. Luckily I have left my Dark Days by considering just how degenerative that is and I have started a new life where peace and happiness last longer than a masturbation session.
by Geese Couch Taming November 09, 2021
Mike White's alter ego. He is half vampire and has a soul sucking sword called the Soulreaver. He only comes out at night and has white skin and hair and a black cloak.
by gringe666 May 17, 2004
When unwanted or unbearable truth is revealed or when a surprising negative within a situation or someone is exposed.
I know you don’t want to hear this Mr Smith, but I’m just giving you the “dark light”
I was ready to give him all of me but then I saw the “dark light” and now I know the truth.
I was ready to give him all of me but then I saw the “dark light” and now I know the truth.
by Katrirobell February 01, 2019
Before you finish, the girl asks, “Who are you?” You then turn around, gizz on her face, say “I’m Batman,” and proceed to run out of the room while wearing a cape.
Friend: “So how are you and Jason?”
Girl: “Well it got serious last night, but I didn’t see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.”
Girl: “Well it got serious last night, but I didn’t see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.”
by Tel Daco May 27, 2018
Someone who tries to defend everyone in a video game, usually when someone says something like "you're ugly" they usually bring up suicide and try to guilt trip people. they defend everyone so they can seem like a nice person, and they make themselves seem like they've been around and know alot but they truly don't. They usually get mixed up with White Knights.
Dude stop being a Dark Knight
by DMHStudios12 January 13, 2018