JD-ing

Jerking dick

Jimmy’s mom walked in on him JD-Ing earlier. She was wondering where all the lotion went!

by slayrr March 31, 2022

Inge / Desy

When you wanna be the boss but you can't so you act like you know everything. You also always talk condescendingly to other people like they're plain stupid.

I really hate that senior that's sitting at the corner. She's so Inge / Desy.

by Fpendragon April 1, 2022

James Bond-ing

James Bond-ing is to dress nice for a small or large amount of time and act like James Bond; flirt, run, and charm. The person James Bond-ing has to have some knowledge to the James Bond Franchise. James Bond-ing also means you will say cheesy James Bond Puns.

Kirk: The name's Bond. James Bond. I was saved by the bell yesterday when I was to go to detention.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.

by Bondbauer007 April 11, 2022

MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING

It's a CAPITAL 0NE offense insurance policy.

KELLER FAIRBANKS G0 T0GETHER

Listen ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDIPHILE BUDDAH ALAN I WALDMAN as even if it is another partner you have MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING from the HUMAN B0WEL to keep doing everyday and they know lately you slacked off from doing it.

For like chewing gum as a nice cold piece of SHIT that is MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING as it's pizza day ALL YOU CAN EAT as cram that in your FUCKING INTESTINES and do us a FAVOR go to bed early tonight ANAL ALAN and make up your missed MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING responsibilities for major egotizing.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 18, 2022

meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into

"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."

by SalvyZ April 18, 2022

wtf-ing my way through life

Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you

FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!

FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!

FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *

FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life

by ggnoree November 2, 2021

shoe-ing

when u step on someones shoe from behind

Eli: “ha! i just shoed you!”
Olivia: “hey! stop shoe-ing me.”

by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021