Human Noose

An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.

My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday

by Kitsunes Balls July 23, 2021

human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 24, 2021

Human deodorant

When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.

At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.

by A knowing person July 25, 2021

Hulara

A beautiful girl that is very sweet and just perfect :)

wow, hulara is gorgeous.

by Kendall__ October 9, 2021

human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.

My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.

by CMScheids August 12, 2021

humalien

An actual definition, a human-alien hybrid.

This kid's dad isn't from Earth, so he's a humalien

by CommunistCyborg August 27, 2021

Humaiz

The most amazing kind hearted guy out there. They’re sweet, honest and genuine. They can crack you up and everyone loves them to death. They can be straight up but they’ll always be honest with you. If you know a Humaiz, never let them go.

Oh my gosh I just met a Humaiz. My life is complete.

by paintthetrade November 25, 2021