Horn-laying

When you lay down to indulge in sexual fantasies without masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even jerking it. He was just horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Hornbrook

To cancel or go back on an agreement, especially if it ultimately ends up benefiting the hornbrook-ee

Dude that guy totally hornbrooked you! But it's okay because this unexpected circumstance will end up ultimately benefiting you.

by thefrostian December 14, 2025

Horn pills

Pills prescribed to men for erectile dysfunction-the most well known is Slidenafil. Commonly known as Viagra.

I went to the doctor to get some horn pills. I now think I’m like a 20 year old

by Doc Michael January 3, 2026

faux horn

a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.

have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn

by mmiikkii March 20, 2008

FOG HORN

FOG HORN is when you are doing your woman in the ass and she farts and it sounds like a fog horn

dude1: my girl put out such a stanky nasty fog horn last night
dude2: ohhhh thats sooo grosss

by alex/brandons words December 8, 2010

Froogle Horn

The shoving of a trumpet mouthpiece into a vagina during and queefing.

We got bored during band and decided to do a froogle horn on the teachers podium.

by Tryler Grandenhul April 27, 2011