Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

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Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023

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Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.

Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .

by Trudilicious December 31, 2023

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EAT HOOKERS

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“How can I get good at heavy from tf2?” “ EAT HOOKERS BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK”

by RedMaskGames March 4, 2024

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The Hooker Special

A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.

I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today

by NotDoneYet January 5, 2025

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Dual Hooked

Dual Hooking or being Dual Hooked is Hacker slang for when a malicious file, exploit, or script is booby-trapped so that instead of only attacking the target, it also tries to compromise the attacker who opens, edits, or analyzes it. Basically, a hack that hacks the hacker back.

“He thought he was testing a free exploit kit, but it was dual hooked — it backdoored his own box.”

by realreal445 September 10, 2025

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