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German Waterslide

When you have uncontrolable diarrhea and a massive shit log comes in strong off the port bow and fires out of the cannon at uncontrolable speeds followed by another 10 second blast of diarrhea causing a hiroshima sized splash back
"Jerry barely made it to the bathroom before he released the German Waterslide."
by TheCasualToaster July 2, 2016
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german teenager

A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.
Jarvis is a desperate german teenager.
he needs a life.
by pandabandana May 14, 2016
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german champagne

The act of performing an enema with an effervescent liquid, allowing it to then brew before serving it to your guests.
Mary, your husband makes a fine German Champagne
by German Champagne May 23, 2016
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German

Really good looking man with a big ass penis. He doesn't need to pay for hookers.
German is a sexy man
by Wowowowowowowowow November 16, 2016
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german sauna

A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.
Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.
by dougsdopedealer December 7, 2016
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german teacher

a teacher that teaches folks german
1. do you like our German Teacher?
2. yeah he is a nice fella
by Chernobyl1337 February 6, 2018
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German

All that and then some. Built like a Roman God. Is very athletic. And has the ability to conquer. Funny,loving, and good looking
German is a man of all men
by Dmata01 March 8, 2018
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