Glophing

(v) the act of using a spoon to scrape the dead skin off of your balls and then putting it on a ritz cracker and eating it

I just can't stop glophing, I don't shower for weeks to build the skin up! Really brings out the sour flavors.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025

Gooch Hierarchy

A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).

Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.

by PubicHairMaster January 16, 2025

Gooch Cheddar

Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.

This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.

I’ll have the triple cheddar burger, but if Gooch Cheddar’s on the guest list, I’ma pass.

by Ricky Suenos January 18, 2025

Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds

I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.

by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025

Gooahh

A baby's way of saying the term "goofy ahh"

The baby replied "Gooahh looking with a goatee, built like a bootleg Mr. Clean who moonlights as a TikTok chef teaching people how to burn water, wearing Skechers with Wi-Fi while riding a Segway through Walmart shouting "Y'all got that PS7 yet?" and getting banned for challenging the store manager to a dance-off near the frozen pizza aisle."

by 🗣️ Make No Sense Yuh February 7, 2025

Gooch Nagger

A male who constantly complains or “nags”.

Bill is a real Gooch Nagger, he never stops does he?

by Tigris325 February 8, 2025

Goochy

Not - under any circumstances - to be confused with Gucci.

Remiscent of the odour produced when one has worn the same pair of pyjama bottoms or bed shorts too many days in a row.

The state of “Goochyness” can be measured by carefully sniffing the area of said garment around the area where the gooch (the part of the anatomy between the ball bag and anus) would usually reside.

Honey, are these pyjama bottoms to go in the wash?

I don’t know, have a quick sniff..

Jesus Christ, they’re so Goochy, they’re making my eyes bleed. I think I’ll bin them instead.

by Blackdog 182 March 2, 2025